- my friend: i met a guy
- me: i just started a new tv show
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
girls who can run in heels should be feared
The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.